Wackaloon World

Welp, the news is insane this morning. I know, I know. Boyhowdy, that's a real solid shocker Donna. Tell me something new.

Is the world more wackaloon than yesterday? Maybe or maybe it just feels like it.

The transparently barking mad, clapped out con man in the White House says he left the G7 two-day summit early to deal with the escalating conflict between Iran and Israel. HAH! He left because Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney, as G7 chair, cut off his asinine Putin cheerleading lie-fest, his tired-ass lies about Obama, and his whinging lies about his own damn country. Basically, Carney, VERY diplomatically, stepped in and stopped the narcissistic orange wanker from performing his usual I'm-the-hero/victim-PAY-ATTENTION-TO-ME bitch-a-thon. (AKA jerking off in front of a captive audience).

The Tangerine Toddler is quite the sensitive little elderly twat, Especially so after his thorough, righteous humiliation by the weekend’s other events. Such as?

The 13.14 million citizens showing up to protest him and his blatantly incompetent and corrupt administration at the No Kings protests around the country. 

His theft of the Army’s birthday celebration – and effort to turn it into a Soviet style wankfest – where there were more soldiers marching (apparently reluctantly) than spectators in the stands. It was so dull that, with his yawning (and not bothering to cover their mouths) sycophantic henchman seated around him, the birthday boy took his afternoon nap.

At Rate Field in Chicago, Pope Leo XIV, the new guy, drew nearly three times as many people for his first American address. 30,000 came out to watch a live-streamed eight minute video speech. Ouch! That just had to hurt  Mr. Poopy Pants’s fee-fees, eh?

Smoke rises from the Iranian state TV building 
in Tehran after an Israeli strike. 
Photo: Stringer/Getty Images

Oh and TOTALLY stealing his thunder was one of his own devotees, Vance Boelter. Shame on Vancey for stealing Dear Leader’s thunder and on his big boy birthday weekend too!

Getting back to Israel, Iran, and Trump – yeah, AS IF anyone is gonna listen to anything an obviously drug addled, utterly clueless, and never-too-bright-to-begin-with lunatic has to say. Dude wasn’t out of the loop on Zelenskyy’s Operation Spiderweb just because he’s Putin’s obvious tattler. 

And Netanyahu possibly FYIed him about bombing Iran OR possibly he did not. Maybe Bibi, oopsie, mislaid Trumpy’s phone number. Maybe he mentioned it while Stinky was taking a brief snooze? We’ll never know for sure because old Donnie’s, as uszh, lying out of all his orifices at once. 

Bottom line? EVERYONE on the planet knows the man’s a complete moron, a dolt, and an astoundingly leaky sieve and it would be, at best, foolish and, at worst, suicidal, to trust him with ANY sensitive information. 

Meanwhile Russian missiles and drones are raining down on Ukraine. There are 15 more dead and 116 more injured today, with most of the casualties in Kyiv. The felonious egomaniac’s hero is responsible for that.

War, huh (good God y'all)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it again
War (whoa), huh (oh Lord)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
War – Edwin Starr